This funny dream's a weird crossover between Harry Potter and Lemony Snickett's Series of Unfortunate Events. ^_^


I - The Chinese Connection

I was sitting at the back of a classroom of Chinese girls. The teacher were asking us what we wanted to serve during our class party. A group of girls near the front with blue neckties and another group with red neckties were glaring at me: they wanted me to vote to break a tie, and I wasn't paying attention.

I just mumbled that they could settle on something that everyone likes, such as noodles.

One angry girl with a red necktie then produced out of her bag, a huge pot of pansit bihon. Everyone dug in. I reached out for a large red shrimp which I had no difficulty peeling, and it tasted so good!


II - Dumbledore's Office and Gryffindor's Sword

I suddenly found myself in Dumbledore's office, weilding Gryffindor's sword, and wearing the Hogwart's uniform. The Headmaster was commenting on my latest Harry Potter fanfic.

He said that I gave Harry a sword which is a lot longer and thicker than that of the ornate Gryffindor. He didn't say whether he liked the idea or not. However, he did mention his dislike for my making Cho Chang into a sort of antagonist -- that she was used by Voldemort.

There was supposed to be a part in my fanfic that I made Cho enviuos of Harry's sword, and that she intended to steal it from him. Dumbledore also didn't appreciate that I made Cho's favorite dish as spring rolls dunked in vinegar.

I left his office and went into my solo bedroom on top of a tower. I took a clear file case filled with printed black and white images. I was told to look for a particular form with regards my fanfic, but instead, I came across one for a questionnaire on A Series of Unfortunate Events

I looked out of my window and met a bright sky -- the type that you see in cloudy yet bright winter mornings. I felt though as if it just rained.


III - An Unfortunate Birthday.

I turned back and no longer saw my Hogwarts room, but a living room all covered in white. I saw Klaus Beaudelaire (in my dream, "John") being embraced by his older sister Violet (though in my dream, she was called "Andrea"). It was his birthday, and despite their parents' death, they were still celebrating it.

They invited a few friends. I went up the left staircase from the foyer, and decided to flirt with the Lucky Charms elf in his green garb. Another elf in a red garb was wary on approaching him. The green elf the told me what happened to the Beaudelaire home.

Count Olaf's burning of the place was pretty much secondary -- more like a backup plan. He actually unleashed fire-breathing dragon in the house! Two teams of brave policemen tried to get the dragon out. One was even firm in his conviction by looking at the dragon in the face and yelling at him, "BAD DOG! BAD DOG!".


IV - An Unfortunate Owl

The green elf's story ended and I was back in my little Hogwarts tower. As I was talking with Ron and Hermione, we saw a bright colored owl hovering by my window. "It must be that ruddy owl, Errol," said Ron. I went to meet the owl -- but at the moment I was about to reach for the letter, the poor tired animal crashed onto the bushes below.

He recovered and flew away as I ran down and retrieved the letter (which smelled of fanservice: airmail envelope, fake printed letter from Dumbledore, Collin Creavy design on the flap that I happily tore open) which announced news that Collin Creavy was petrified, including quite a horrifying picture.

I ran back into the castle to announce the unfortunate news.

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